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Please Don't Fuck With My Shit Pink Purple Recycled Material Zipper Pouch | BlueQ at GetBullishIf this delightful fairy can't get you to leave my shit alone, well then I give up! Art by Haley Johnson. Very Best Quality: This BlueQ Zipper Pouch is strong, sturdy, and built to last. Corral the clutter! This is the ultimate bag to organize your bigger bag. Stow your makeup, pencils, checkbook, receipts, travel docs, and more. The chunky zipper and rugged material make it perfect for years of service. Not Your Ordinary Bag: Drenched in art & wit,
If this delightful fairy can't get you to leave my shit alone, well then... I give up! Art by Haley Johnson.
- Very Best Quality: This BlueQ Zipper Pouch is strong, sturdy, and built to last. Corral the clutter! This is the ultimate bag to organize your bigger bag. Stow your makeup, pencils, checkbook, receipts, travel docs, and more. The chunky zipper and rugged material make it perfect for years of service.
- Not Your Ordinary Bag: Drenched in art & wit, this bag is woven from 95% recycled plastic made from used grain sacks. Easy-to-wipe-clean too!
- Give Back: 1% of the sale of BlueQ bags supports environmental initiatives around the globe.
- Artist Designed: If you're looking for funny pencil cases, funny makeup bags, funny zipper pouches, or zip bags with sayings, this is the brand for you
- The System for Carrying Your Stuff: Blue Q bags organize, corral, travel, and haul. We've got dozens of Blue Q bag designs to choose from in different shapes/sizes. We've probably got one you'll love. Or one you'll love that'll fit inside another one you love, etc.!
Same design on both sides.
Cute/Cool/Unique Zipper Pouch/Bag/Clutch/Cosmetic Bag
7.25"h x 9.5"w
Good size for: pens and pencils, notepads, makeup, tampons, phone and laptop chargers
By BlueQ
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★★★★★ 5
Great for Small to Medium Dogs
Size: Critter Zoo, Color: 5 Different Animals
I bought these for my boys to play with. One of them loves to tear the squeaker out of anything that, well, squeaks. These do more than squeak! So far, they have survived the terrorist chihuahua/piranha boy!
They’re pretty awesome toys and my kids’ favorites! They’re sturdy and goofy looking!
I’m writing this review a couple months after my purchase. One reason why is I want to “buy again” (just because they have their squeakers, doesn’t mean they haven’t been chewed on!).
I have a large, long chihuahua (<—— terrorist/piranha boy) and a min-pin mix. These toys are the perfect size for them. There is some chew damage from the terrorist but considering he can get a squeaker or of a Lamb Chop within 5 minutes, I’d say these toys are the best I’ve run across in quality, thickness of the material, minimal stuffing and durability.
Highly, strongly, encourage you to, purchase if you’re looking for good toys for small to medium dogs!
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Reviewed in the United States on October 1, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Durable material, they are jut adorable!!!
Size: Critter Zoo, Color: 5 Different Animals
Excellent toys, my dogs love them.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 28, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Great variety for a good price!
Size: Critter Zoo, Color: 5 Different Animals
We have a grand puppy that is full of energy, and loves her toys! The squeakier the better! We ordered these, and we enjoy introducing a new toy each time they come over. Good quality, strong squeakers, and a happy puppy!
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Reviewed in the United States on March 27, 2026
★★★★★ 4
Funny toys
Size: Critter Zoo, Color: 5 Different Animals
Fun toy for our 90 pound doodle, but don’t expect them to last forever. Goofy eyes and features make it a fun toy. If a big dog sits down with it, they will be able to pull it apart. The bird lasted about 5 days with solid supervision. Let’s be honest, no toy is indestructible. The price and number of funny creatures makes this a good buy in my opinion.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 21, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Great buy for my little mini pinscher!
Size: Critter Zoo, Color: 5 Different Animals
Izzy loves them! Well made and so cute!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 31, 2026