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Magic Lessons: Hexing the Patriarchy

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Magic Lessons: Hexing the PatriarchyThe patriarchy wasnt built in a day and it wont crumble without a little help. This ritual workshop is not about petty revenge. Its about unraveling harmful systems, reclaiming your power, and using your magic for collective change. In this 90 minute recorded class, well cast a protective boundary, then create a symbolic house shaped poppet filled with powerful ingredients to hex the foundations of patriarchal oppression: church, state, and capitalism

✦ The patriarchy wasn’t built in a day... and it won’t crumble without a little help. ✦

This ritual workshop is not about petty revenge. It’s about unraveling harmful systems, reclaiming your power, and using your magic for collective change.

In this 90-minute recorded class, we’ll cast a protective boundary, then create a symbolic house-shaped poppet filled with powerful ingredients to hex the foundations of patriarchal oppression: church, state, and capitalism included. This is sacred rage work. It’s powerful, ancestral, and designed for women and witches who are done playing nice. 

✦ You’ll Get:

  • Replay access to the Zoom ritual (link inside the ebook)
  • A printable supply list with everything you need to prepare
  • The complete spell instructions printable
  • Template for creating the spell poppet
  • A safe, magical way to channel your anger into purpose 

✦ You’ll Learn How To:

  • Set powerful protection before working baneful magic
  • Build a symbolic poppet (not a person—a system)
  • Use natural and found ingredients to disrupt and dismantle
  • Cast an active hex that keeps working long after the ritual ends

This spell was performed originally about 36 hours before the Trump/Musk social media implosion.... coincidence?!?

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