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The Umbelievable Umbies and Other Anomalies

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The Umbelievable Umbies and Other AnomaliesThe Umbelievable Umbies are genetic anomalies who bloom like weedflowers. Set out on a genetic drift, the Umbies think, "If only if" and the twin sisters who share a single heart embark on an archetypal orphan's journey. In this dystopic world, people have the ability to genetically modify themselves to perfection and rejects are flushed away. The Umbies are set adrift and discover their super power of eyesight. On their quest to find another heart,

The Umbelievable Umbies are genetic anomalies who bloom like weedflowers. Set out on a genetic drift, the Umbies think, "If only if" and the twin sisters who share a single heart embark on an archetypal orphan's journey. In this dystopic world, people have the ability to genetically modify themselves to perfection and rejects are flushed away. The Umbies are set adrift and discover their super power of eyesight. On their quest to find another heart, they meet other mutant anomalies along the way like Amoeba boy, Mouse boy, and Skelly. They also try and join the circus of Dr. Gene Splicer and get jobs detecting bacteria at Dr. Dina's Bone and Organ Farm. The magical and delightful illustrations in this adult fable and child's fairy tale help to reveal the world and wonder of the bond between sisters and what it looks and feels like to be less than perfect. It is an allegory of all ages. So if you like the black and white gimlets of Gorey, the bizzarro of Oz and a slice of Seuss, this story is for you.

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I was using the lotion version of this for about a year, then went to the balm for more hydration. However, it seems to be breaking me out. I think because it's spring, im not needing as much occlusion as i did during winter. I'm gonna go back to the lotion formula, then pick this up again next winter. It is a little hard to spread, but I spray the avene mineral water on, let it dry slightly, and press the balm into my skin when its still wet. That helps thin the balm just enough to rub in. Otherwise, it can actually feel kind of rough!
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Nice thick cream! I even saw results (skin improvement) within days. I like this way better than their Cicalfate+, as it’s easier to rub in, less greasy, and doesn’t have the water vs cream separation issue. I’m not a huge fan of the pump top for this one, but at least it’s a tube instead of a solid canister (where you can’t see how much is left or get to the last bit).
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Non greasy but is not moisturizing enough for my dry eczema prone skin.
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